Best Friends for a Literal Eternity

So, remember that guy that I caught? You know.. The guy that was so high that he fell from a fifty foot tall balcony? Well, I let him stay with me for the night and in the morning he and I went the fanciest restaurant for brunch and over the time of looking into each others eyes we found that there was a relationship just thriving to be nourished. And now that he and I have seen every Jordan Sparks movie together; I can safely say that he and I are now legal best friends!

BEST LEGAL FRIENDS!