Simply a Third Update

Apparently, aliens are not allowed inside of the United States border, because when I crossed over from Mexico, I was ambushed by a wild pack of filthy rednecks! After being harassed and spoken to in broken gibberish, a language I perfected last night, I was assaulted. I guess it is a good thing that I managed to watch all of Bruce Lee's movies in the last 48 hours, because I have completely forgotten all of my military training. Anyway, after being kicked around like a sack full of dead puppies, I managed to scare them off. Either that, or they got tired. It was really hard to understand them through a mouth full of tobacco. Wait, you probably wanted to hear about SUE. Well, Operation Kill Lich King was a complete success. Sort of. My point is, he ended up dead, but more due to him being high and falling from a fifty story balcony than us assassinating him. Anyway, he is dead and we aren't, so, I consider that a win. Also, I figured out why the virus has made my brain all spaghetti- like. Apparently, the duct tape I had prevented me from dying, but I wasn't able to recover because Brody stole the rest of my duct tape! Roar, I am so angry. Or am I? It is really hard to tell now that I am always happy. I can't even remember what I am suppose to be mad about! It is his fault that I now have the brain capacity of a gold fish!

Roar!