This is more serious than I could have ever imagined, Brody! Listen to this, the Lich King, the one endangering one of our planets is... wait for it... Fertmaster. We can't handle this on our own! He managed to do in two days what took you months to accomplish! He has built an army of Dartanyans! Please, Brody! We can't get in and save our people because whenever we do, he lets off bombs using his own unspeakable secretions. Please, if you read this, we need your help. If you don't get this in time, tell my family they can't have any of my stuff, I wish to be buried with it.
~Alexandra
I commend you for trying, Brody, but "unspeakable method" didn't make any sense in this context.
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