A few explanations...

     As a follow-up from my previous post I would like to explain to things. Well, you know how during Hitler's time there was a lot of "alien spotting". Well, those are real. You see, we were planning on arriving at your planet, but then Hitler went insane and we backed off. That is why there are no more sightings on your planet.

     Also you know how the only real footage of aliens is super crappy low definition. Well, one day I was getting very bored and decided to fool some people,(troll is a better term for this) so I went to the planet and watched people until they were completely off guard, and then I would show myself just so they would look completely insane mentally scarring them for life. Which is pretty light comparing to what my colleague has done. (She is insane so vote me!)

     One more thing. I have a cloak suit that I can make certain people see. And I would always go to my son Hitler's speeches. Well you know how during these speeches Hitler would always put an arm up real funny like. We'll he was trying to high five me and I would always pull off the too slow trick. Which is considered the funniest thing on my home planet.

High Five Dad!

 

Trolled silly cow