Life on the Outside

Well, our favorite Keyboard Monkey is due for parole in two weeks thanks to his new outlaw of death. Unfortunately, due to the number of prisoners now being released who were originally on death row, there aren't enough parole officers, so now I have to watch him 24/7. I know I should be happy that he is back, but instead, I feel dread. I wish I could put him in solitary confinement somewhere...