Tribute to Michael Cera's Mustache (my home planet)

Why hello there. I figured that you guys would like to know just how far from our home planet we are. So! I will tell you. You see, as my female colleague has already stated we live in a little place called Michael Cera's Mustache. I know, you may be jealous of us, but the evil ones have come to rule our planet...They are called the Razor...They seek to have the mustache all to themselves, but they don't know that they are actually ruining the mustache and the peace of our planet.

See, there we are.