Punch the Meat!

You know how my co-author said if we hit 1,000 views we would switch kidneys? And then we hit 1,000 views? Well, turns out Brody won't get that kidney after all. You see, Brody believes I am a "good girl", but that isn't exactly accurate. I can't go into a lot of details, but my body belongs to our government. I grew up in one of the poverty stricken neighborhoods of my home planet, so I didn't have a lot of options; I could either become a criminal or woman of the night, like many before me. I decided I was too good for those options, so I made my own. For years, I trained both physically and mentally so I could have a chance to be chosen for my planet's army, and, eventually, I was. I served for years before I was honorably discharged. Afterward, I enlisted in a secret branch of my planet's government. Even though I no longer work for them directly, I am still obligated to serve when asked. I am also not authorized to trade any of my organs with others. So, in short, Brody will not be getting a new kidney. Sorry, Brody, I know how excited you were...