Walk Hard; Hardly Walkin'

Sorry, when I wrote "I walked out" I was so so so drunk. Like, I was head over heals inebriated. Why, you ask. Well, I will tell you! (This is the detailed version of I walked out) Well, I was in Area 51 for Seven whole days! (That is like three weeks I think, let me ask my supervisor..........Well, It appears he didn't come to work today...that's weird. So, I guess three weeks it is.) So after seven days of boredom I looked the guard in the eye and said"You sir, Are one sexy women" and then I got up and starting walking out. As, I was walking I noticed that everyone seemed to be asleep which is weird.(Must be because I was giving the "bird" to anyone who looked me in the eyes) So, when I reached the door; I turned around and bowed. And I Walked Hard.