Human Behavior Observations #2

In an effort to make people click on our posts, I will make this post longer than usual and will even include a box at the bottom with an interesting phrase made to make people go, "Huh, I wonder what that is supposed to mean,"! Enjoy! So, as I was watching the human Earth babies converse and fill their minds with new knowledge, an extremely weird one caught my eye. Every sentence he uttered was laced with sexual references that caused him to cackle uncontrollably afterward. I started to wonder if perhaps he was of a different species than the rest of the humans, so, I did some reconnaissance on the other humans. It turns out, all male humans in that age group are exactly the same! I tried to explain this phenomenon to the authority on human behavioral science, and he refused to believe me. He told me that I hadn't studied the humans enough and the fact that they are teenagers and male should not have any influence on their behavior, but he is a filthy liar! I know for a fact that I have seen enough to conclude that they act basically the same. For my next study, I will see if this phenomenon is present in all genders and age groups. It is really quite fascinating!

Teenage Boys, the salt of the Earth!