The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

As you all probably know, December 26th is an alien's favorite day of the year, Cleebork Day! As part of ancient tradition, all aliens are summoned to their home planet and divided into two teams. The planet is then put into lock- down as the two teams face off and murder each other! (I think you have a holiday like that on Earth known as "Black Friday". ) Anyway, this will be the first Cleebork Day I get to celebrate since escaping Area 51. I'm so excited. Also, Happy Holidays to everyone!