I love that new blog smell...

Welcome to the blog Unhandsome Account! As it turns out, making a blog isn't knowledge a person is born with, so, because I am too lazy to look up any kind of tutorial, I have decided to wing it! We, the aliens currently hovering fifty-thousand feet above the planet you humans refer to as "Earth", are fragile, and like all fragile creatures, would appreciate it if name-calling was kept to a minimum! So, enjoy the poorly written blog entries and feel free to give any advice you have!