Army Update #4

Well, after climbing the highest mountain in the middle school playground(and getting arrested for purposes unknown while doing so...) I finally felt like I had achieved the power to be all knowing. Which is sort of like Stephen Hawking minus the wheelchair. So, now I can spend my free time meditating. And after a full three minutes of meditation, I have decided that the next animal to obtain is the........................................................Household Goldfish!

A death machine in it's own sheer beauty