Missing Monkey

I have employed every branch of military I have at my command to find Brody, but there is still no sign of him. I can't believe how hard it is to find him! This is the same person who had to take his flying class thirty- four times because he kept crashing into moons! Yet, somehow, he has managed to become more elusive than Santa Claus. That gives me an idea, though. Note to self: Check the North Pole.