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Friday, December 27, 2013

Perfect End to a Perfect Day

The most wonderful day of the year comes to an end with my team as the victor. I believe I saw that Brody's team also won the murder races of Cleebork Day. Speaking of which, I can't believe they let him out! I was locked in that stupid base for fifty years, and I wasn't even allowed a small glimpse of the sun, but Brody gets to leave because he seduced one of the guards. And the warden. Also the executioner. Wow. (I can't believe he can't just walk out.) Apparently he has been busy... Anyway, December 30th is the day of feasting when every individual in our empire congregates to hear the Murder King/Queen of the year named. I love this time of year, it fills me with joy and team spirit!

Prison Update: Brody has had to be put in an even more solitary cell due to him knifing some of the other prisoners; which is completely amazing, by the way. He was in solitary confinement. So tell me, how was he able to do that when the closest prisoner was on the other side of a fifty - inch - thick, concrete wall?

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