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Thursday, December 5, 2013

To the person currently sitting beside me:

First of all, I am not trying to out do you, silly, I am trying to make the blog more professional looking. Second, I thought my intentions were quite clear. I have no desire to push you from your throne, I am only trying to observe human behavior. You see, ever since I was a small larva living on our home planet, Michael Cera's glorious mustache, I have dreamed of being ambassador to Earth. as long as you continue doing your best to serve everyone's best interests, I will leave you to your throne. If not, I will crush you like the insignificant little puppy you are.   ~ Alexandra

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