Confused!

Well, my partner quit again. I am so confused right now. She must be confused as well! I just do not see why someone would not want to work with me! I do great things for her everyday! I place heart shaped suicidal notes on her desk everyday, and I even POLITELY! ask her to pay for our meals. I guess she might just be confused... OR. SHE IS TRYING TO OVER THROW ME FROM THE THRONE!!!! Must alert the kingdom. This is a big deal. What if I am in danger! What if she is going to kill me! I need to get somewhere safe...LIKE JAIL. I am going to have to cut this post short (even though it is relatively long.) Because I need one bucket of water, a crowd a people and a truck full of new born kittens...Pronto.

Brody did this to me...Lolz