Jail now offers computers!

Well, I guess I only have one month to live. It turns out that if you fire the executioner it can stretch the date of your execution. I guess they should have thrown me from my throne first. So as I was saying, I am inside SUE's  prison for mass murderers. Which I feel is absolutely ridiculous because I only ordered those deaths. This is all such a blur, though. My mind is wrecked, and I am still waiting to remember just why I am here. But in the meantime I am going keep firing people and stretching my execution date back further. Also thanks for all the letters and love I never got. (I must have done something really bad.)