Why does James not cease cracking corn?!

Hello, readers! I am writing to you in italics because, for some reason, the other keyboard monkey is unable to see italics. A word of warning, he is dangerous. Do not believe a word of his posts. I am currently seeking out the help of an accredited doctor. Maybe someday he will get better...

Please, Keyboard Monkey, end this pitiful facade! You are insane and you must admit it! Haven't you ever wondered why you have a supervisor? Haven't you ever wondered why none of your laws have ever been passed? Haven't you wondered why there are only spoons in your house? It is because you are dangerous! Your sponsors have told me to keep this a secret from you, but keeping it a secret only endangers more lives! You need help, and I can help you. All you have to do is admit you are insane, and I will get you the best help MCGM can offer.