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Sunday, December 8, 2013

The worst day of my life.

Well, I am now behind another pair of bars, and thinking about all that happened today. Because today was the worst day of my whole life. I woke up and started pouring coffee into my hand when suddenly the door got busted down. While nearly spilling my coffee on myself(which would have hurt a lot since it was hot) I ran for my room. Right as I was nearing home plate a darkness fell before me. I woke with a light shined on my face (Cliche like those movies) ,and someone speaking gibberish almost like that trekky crap. Then after a solid fifteen minutes he stopped, stood up, and exited the room. I was then cuffed and hauled down the hall, out the door, and into a black car. Three and a half hours later we arrived at some dumb sounding place called Area 51. They shoved me into a lazer formatted bar room, and now I am here. Making this officially the worst day of all of my life.



It has been 11 days and I still have my coffee!

1 comment:

  1. Bad news!!!!!!!! I am all out of coffee! Also! My hand hurts a lot and I don't know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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