Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Dwarf Planet 553 is happier than me...
Well, my partner is already trying to out-do me with her posts. Two in one day! Who does that... Someone trying to over throw me from our throne, That's who. She watched all of Planet 768's episodes yesterday(A show widely popular in our Empire. Although Planet 9967's show is a lot more sad and dramatic. Give me another minute my dumb Supervisor is trying to get my attention....Apparently it is now Dwarf Planet 553 and you humans refer to it as Pluto. This is stupid...This is my stupid Empire!!! I can do what I want!) and she thinks of herself as Hillary Clinton. Trying to do a man's work with the full intention of good. But she is just ruining everything!!! Wait, give me another dumb minute my supervisor is coming... He said she is doing 237% better than I. Whatever, I can make a much better blog than her!!! Watch me!
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Excuse me, sir, bringing in the gender card, are we? Well, we'll see who the real "man of the house" is soon enough, won't we?
ReplyDeleteAwwww, Do you want to be a man too? We have a procedure for that. I think the humans do as well. But when they do it it is hilarious! They are always super confused and so are the family members that they forgot to tell before they appeared for thanksgiving dinner!
ReplyDeleteI assumed we would keep genders out of the equation. You know, let the readers leave that to their imagination. I guess Crawford was right, Assuming "makes an ass out of you and me".
DeleteLexa told me to tell you that her posts were better than yours. She's full of herself.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the inside Nick. I needed an edge to keep my throne. I need more guns!
ReplyDeleteStop being offensive! A lot of humans like Hillary Clinton! You aren't allowed to take sides on our blog, stupid!
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