MCGM

I would like to clear up a few things my friend, Mr. Keyboard Monkey, has written. We do not actually live on Michael Cera's mustache. We live on a planet called "Michael Cera's Glorious Mustache". You see, many years ago when our ancestors first discovered intelligent beings on the planet you call "Earth", they used the waves from your atmosphere to learn everything they could about you. Anyway, one of the first waves they found was a broadcast of Michael Cera, and in this broadcast, they were discussing his mustache. Our ancestors were so moved by the obvious importance of the mustache (why else would so many people make such a big deal out of it) that they renamed our planet. And that, silly Earth babies, is why we refer to Michael Cera's Glorious Mustache as our home.