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Sunday, December 15, 2013
The Funeral
Well, today we decided we should go ahead and bury my partner...You see it has been two weeks and her body still hasn't shown up, so we just had an empty closed casket. I then proceeded to plant the flag of SUE in the dirt because of a ritual that Alexandra started light years ago. The ritual says that if someone on board of SUE died then we take them to the nearest planet and bury them; then right when the ceremony is about to start the deceased closest friend plants SUE's flag by the left of the body. I was surprisingly chosen to perform this ritual.
After I finished performing the ritual; I noticed a group of homosexuals giving me a thumbs up. (This made me angry especially because it shows that just because someone is a fag they get to own the rainbow.) The flag was designed straight after the supernova itself. That is why all of the black lines are different, it represents the way that space bends when one occurs. (Also because Microsoft Paint is hard to work with) I wish I could tell you more of the story, but I got drunk and started dreaming until I later magically woke up in my bed. But sadly all I know is that the death of SUE's favorite writer is permanent.
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Light years is a measurement of distance not time, stupid.
ReplyDeleteI know, stupid. You can also use it as a measurement of time.
ReplyDeleteIt is just a year for light and because light travels so fast time goes way slower for it and assuming that it goes near a planet (which it does) It is able to go through the bent fabric of space and time (because they go through space aligned; which means that when one it bent then so it the other) So meaning that is was light years ago it means that depending on how big the planet it passed and was going it could be a time even before Earth was made. Even though it was a smaller and planet and reflected light that has bounced and weakened it is only roughly 4,000 years ago.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't follow, so, yeah, seems legitimate.
DeleteThat is why I hate having arguments with you. With anyone else, they will give up when I give them contradictory evidence. You, on the other hand, make you argument so convoluted and wrong that everyone agrees and I look like the idiot.
Delete...Stupid
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