Army Update #5

Well, my gophers turned out to be spies... My days are coming to an end. I just cant handle this sadness.....But on the bright side! I am getting comfy in my new prison. (I figure Alexandra has already explained my predicament) And the people hear are so wonderful and thoughtful! There is one problem though. I miss my animal army. They sit outside my window calling my name. (they are starving) and they want me to come out. So, I guess I will have to give up a life of crime for a life of PETA.