The North Pole

Well, today I decided I would go to the North Pole! It was a long walk! So, I just took the train instead. Which was still just as weird because it had some silly name like the Polar Express. The whole ride there I was surrounded by singing chefs and force fed hot chocolate. But it was worth it! So on the way there I looked out my window to see a golden ticket, so I grabbed it only to be bombarded by some evil brat asking me to give him the ticket. So I just threw it out the window and watched go to the back train cart and cry like a pansy. Which made me happy. After I was satisfied with his tears; I looked outside the window again. I saw the SUE spaceship. Which wasn't good... The space ship was so loud it sent a herd of elk onto the tracks which slowed my trip to the North Pole down. I then took the limited time I had, to get on top of the train. I then was standing trying to decide what to do when another random, dumb kid came up to me. So, being the nice person I am, I gave him a ski ride across the train which was humorously dangerous. I then waited till he wasn't looking and jumped off the side of the train. Then got attacked by some wolves.