"Blind Eyes Can't See." Obviously.

Watching Brody has been an extremely difficult and mind numbing job, as you can imagine. If you have trouble imagining, let me give you some perspective. Imagine an extremely tall toddler who curses, drinks, and steals, plus the fact that toddlers are insubordinate, unable to use the toilet, and refuse to go to bed when they are told. If you still believe I am overreacting, let me tell you the story of how he almost got me killed and your planet destroyed. You might have guessed that our plans are confidential, but you might not know how confidential. They are so confidential that, if I told you the color of the ink used to type them, I would have to cut out your tongue. Anyway, Brody, being the insubordinate little puppy he is, decided it would be fun to post every single one of our confidential plans on our blog one dark and stormy night; if I hadn't of stopped him from pressing "Publish", your planet would be a smoking crater with my dead body at the center. He is dangerous.